I’m happy to help author Stephanie Nelson celebrate her first anniversary as a published author!
July 25th marks one year since I published Craved – Book 1 in the Gwen Sparks Series. It’s been an amazing roller coaster and has forever changed my life. I’ve met some fantastic people, learned a lot and most importantly, found something I want to do with the rest of my life—write.
The support of my readers, friends and family has been amazing to say the least. To show my appreciation, I’ve put together one heck of a giveaway. Because of you guys, Craved reached #1 on Amazon’s bestseller’s list and #5 on Barnes & Noble’s bestseller’s list. Thank you guys for making my first year of being publish something I’ll remember for the rest of my life. Check out what you could win below!
Plus swag (postcards, boomarks, magnets, mousepads from multiple authors!)
What did the tortilla chip say to the other tortilla chip? It’s nacho cheese!!!
Sorry don’t know any jokes.
Paul, John, Ringo, George, The
Paul, John, Ringo, George, The Who?
No, the Beatles.
definition of “single” = a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
i don’t really know any jokes any more. i’ve been kind of isolated because of a back injury and so i haven’t been around alot of people that would tell them, sorry.
the last joke i heard was highly offensive to me so i’m not going to repeat it. but i can say that the words you might be a red neck if? applied in this instance. 😀
Will you remember me in an hour?
Will you remember me in a day?
Will you remember me in a week?
Will you remember me in a month?
Will you remember me in a year?
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
See? You’ve forgotten me already!
A pretty old one I told my grandma as a kid ages ago-
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a (w)hole in one!